EVERTON FC and Liverpool FC fans on Twitter gave us their thoughts on how tonight’s Merseyside derby would pan out in a perfect world. Here are some of the best responses.
In the Blue corner…
Danny Griffin: Jelavic hat-trick topped off with a Gerrard own goal and a Moyes lap of honour
Brian Caffery: Ball to deflect off Anfield cat, then a beach ball, then fly past Reina into top corner in the 97th, 0-1
Terry Young: Everton win with a 95th minute offside goal going in off Hibbert’s hand after he fouls Reina
Anthony Jones: Tony Hibbert, right foot volley, Kop end, 90th minute winner
Karl Mclaren: 1-0, Jelavic at the Anfield Road end, sliding on his knees in front of his adoring new fans!
Ash Conrad: Tim Howard, another freak goal, no celebration, he’s done it before! 1-0 Blues
Matt Swift: Jelavic bagging two in front of the Kop just like Andrei did way back on 18th November ’95
Anthony Hogg: 2-0, Cahill and the Strac
Paul O’Brien: The game to be abandoned after 57mins when Stracqualursi gets hungry and swallows Steven Gerrard whole!
Gary Hayes: 1-0 to Everton, last minute OG from Gerrard who had missed a penalty earlier!
In the Red corner…
David Mountaine: 1-0 Carragher in the last minute of injury time
Keith Moorcroft: Charlie Adam in the last minute. His penalty from the Carling Cup final re-enters the earth’s atmosphere and flies into the top corner
Peter Simpson: A Rush-like 5-0 win for the Redmen with Suarez bagging four this time round!!!
Luke Hughes: King Kenny to play himself, score in the Kop end and then run towards EFC fans with 5-finger salute
Jonathan Guard: Mark Clattenburg plays the ball into Clive Thomas, 1 nil
Mark Moraghan: Carroll/Suarez hat-trick Kop end would do it!!
Phil Wallace: 3-0 for the Reds. Then after the game, Bill Kenwright tells Sky Sports he’s sold Everton FC to Hicks & Gillett
Gareth Burger: Draw at 90 min with Gerrard hitting a scorcher in injury time for the win
Geoff Williams: Liverpool announce we’ve re-signed God who pops up with a four-minute hat-trick
Emma Durham: 3-0 Liverpool, Suarez twice and Gerrard. Gerrard similar celebration to ‘that’ one against United. Involves kissing TV camera
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